That moment when you realize that you’ve been pronouncing something wrong your entire life and scream at a best buy MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE!
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
- Hail Hydra
at first i thought it was porn
then i dug deeper
at this point im scared to go any further
i wonder whats inside
IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF
OH YES IT’S BACK
I get annoyed when I’m troubleshooting why my internet doesn’t work and one of the options is to contact customer support online
when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear
Ghost rolled in some sidewalk chalk.
did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid
"hogwarts’ fast train"
with such loveable characters as
and of course who could forget the four houses
and possibly the most dignified